I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
i just took a sip of diet coke and i said " as soon as it hits my lips i wanna smoke a cig." then i thought of your dick.
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
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i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
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the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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