break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
I woke up covered in my own vomit with a pocket full of napkins. I guess I knew I would need them, but was not coherent enough to use them before passing out.
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
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