found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
i can't believe i had my finger in that
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
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You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
I'm at the perfect height to walk up to the corner of my mom's stove and rest my balls on it. Just thought you'd like to know they're warm.
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I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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