Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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