so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
I have a huge gash on my chin. Did I get it from A) a mini siezure; B) an oral sex incident; C) Slamming it into a ledge or; D) all of the above?
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
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