turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
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thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
I just woke up from quarter beer tuesdays wearing 3 pairs of underwear, none of which are the ones I left wearing...2 Around my waist and one around my shoulder in an attempt at a bra. At least drunk me tries to be decent?
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
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Worst drunk idea ever... Me "Cops are looking for two guys, one in a grey shirt one in a blue shirt" jelly "lets take out shirts off they'll never find us" of course I thought it was brilliant
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
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