I CAN MOONWALK!
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
The taxi driver was cool until you left. He then started blasting enya and telling me I look like I need another line.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
You can't buy drugs with a ziplock bag full of quarters, chuck-e-cheese coins, and a starbucks giftcard.
watch me
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
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