Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
its not stalking. its research.
I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
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