Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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