I'm pretty sure his head is too big to fit between my legs. Worthless.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
If I wake up with an unknown penis in me one more time I am literally going to press charges to the makers of tequila.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
My mom just drunk texted me complaining about her genitals smelling like Taco Bell. I really am her son
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
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