dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
Just mADE A PArabola og urine
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
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Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
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Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
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