I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
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