I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
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I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
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GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
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