is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever
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He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
I'll just tell your children you were the queen of drunk town and you had a giant purple monkey named bongo
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
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She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
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