paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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