We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
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got hammered last night, woke up this morning to 38 texts that varied from "you fucking asshole" to "i can be there in 10 minutes"
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
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Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
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