i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
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