i just snorted my name. best moment ever
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
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