There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
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Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
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When i was tripping hard i was banging Jeff's roommate and her room turned into Hogwarts
Also when we were banging i thought my high school librarian was perched up on top of the stereo like a gargoyle but it ended up just being her cat
Why is "Oprah of drinks" written on my arms?
You said to write it on you, after you kept saying, "You get a drink, you get a drink, everyone gets a drink."
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!