Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
Sorry I kept grabbing your vagina at the casino. I believed it was my lucky unicorn to win bonuses
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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