a smallpox vaccine scar is like a lower back tattoo.
Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
So I forgot to ask, how was that bartender you slept with two weeks ago?
Google chlamydia.
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