and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
"I wasn't planning on buying a chicken, but I bought it anyway." --some guy on the bus with a chicken
"Yeah, I only have nine toes." --that same guy
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
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