Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
I woke up handcuffed to a bed wearing nothing but an army belt. Does this count as thanking our country?
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