3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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