In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
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