Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
Two women at the Safeway just got out of their separate cars and kissed. One was driving an outback, the other a CRV. It was like a Honda and Subaru had a lesbian joint venture and filmed the commercial in front of me.
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
Randomize
