Please don't use social media to get back at me.
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
It's shark week go big or go home
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
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