Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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