HIV tests are more positive than that guy
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
I'm not sure... How do you tell someone who was so smashed they couldn't remember shoving their dick into the fireplace that their mother actually witnessed the whole thing?
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
i buy too many watermelons when I'm drunk
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