Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
Oh shit. The kids are pole dancing on a broom. It's like I'm seeing my future offspring before my eyes.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
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