someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
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We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
Moment of the day: as we leave the restaurant, she reaches into my pocket, pulls out her panties, and angrily marches to her car. I felt like a sketchy magician.
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
almost dropped my phone in the toilet but it somehow bounced off my tit and landed on the floor. Boobs: saving me hundreds of dollars in bar tabs and smartphones since '09
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I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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