doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
I expected better sex from someone with the word CHAOS tattooed above his dick. But on the bright side, he was down to watch a documentary on Honey Badgers afterwards so I guess I'll keep him around.
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
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