I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
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