he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
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We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
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She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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