i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
I love my grandma, but if I have to sit and watch one more show on Bravo, I'm gonna burn her fuckin house to the ground
Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
I'm literally trapped as the little spoon on a mattress on the floor of an unfinished basement with a professional athlete snoring in my hair
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