big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
I didn't have cash to pay cover at the bar, so I traded the bouncer a Krispy Kreme doughnut i had in my purse
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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