that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
What did we do last night that was yellow?
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
He woke me up at 5am to recite nursery rhymes to our fictitious unborn child.
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
I just found out how I got home last night. The bartenders found me sitting in the brush peeing and called me a cab. Have you seen my underwear?
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