were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
You were in the back of the cop car and told the cop to ask me if I got laid. Youre a dedicated wingman.
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
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