I judge my drunkenness on my brickbreaker playing skills. I'm winning. Suck it.
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
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I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
God, you're like boner-b-gone
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
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thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
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