im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
The one thing I know about living in Vegas is the closest I'll ever come to being a father is singing the theme song from Full House to a garbage can while I eat an entire birthday cake.
Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
My husband was abducted by a group of disco dancers in the parde and danced off down the street. If you see him, tell him to Hustle on home and clean the cat box. #MardiGras
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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