so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
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Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
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I just saw an ad for "fair trade quinoa vodka". Fuck this world and everyone in it.
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
"I'm 22, I could die in a piano bar." -a sentence i actually just said to my boss
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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