i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
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