the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
Randomize
