put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
I figured it out. hungover me hates drunk me, drunk me hates sober me, and sober me hates being sober. so yes, were blacking out tonight.
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
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