Tell me I did not drive one hour for whiskey dick.
We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
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