But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
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Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
She asked me why I was wearing a Batman Suit. Have I ever needed a reason to wear a Batman Suit?
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
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She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Randomize