her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
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