That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
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