we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
I was in the bathroom and her cat just looked at my penis with a profound hatred.
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My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
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Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
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