Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
Seriously, I woke you up with tacos, I think I deserve the best girlfriend ever award
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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