Tittie bar + Mother In law gone = mission accomplished.
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
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