Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
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