and thats when i went through the window and a shard of glass got stuck in my ass. the doctor said it was the best injury hed seen all month. i am a champion of life.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
I'm sorry I kept calling last night when you wouldn't pick up. I'm REALLY sorry I sang "You Oughta Know" on more than 4 voice mails.
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
Every dick I’ve had or wanted in the last year is married. It’s like I became a professional home wrecker after I graduated.
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