i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
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