You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
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I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
Ten minute nap on a staircase honey badger don't care
I love you. Mom got to wasted at the wedding that she threw up on my shirt.
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
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He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
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