Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
I am a good friend because I got you a bagel. I am a bad friend because I ate half of it.
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
Randomize
