So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
I can't figure out how to eat twizzlers and I have to be at a wedding reception in an hour.
Please never have kids.
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
Randomize
